BRAIN KILLER

INGREDIENTS:
1 liquid yogurt (O% Fat)

1 package of camel cigarettes

1 monster drink

1 redbull

1 energy bar (the worst the taste the better)

1 package of Trident gum (your flavor of choice)

HOW TO MAKE IT:

drink liquid yogurt (O% fat) in the morning

smoke a cigarette right after drinking the yogurt

start drinking the redbull while having a smoke

wait 45 minutes and then chew 1 piece of gum

after 45 more minutes lit up another cigarette (keep chewing the same piece of gum)

90 more minutes arrive at a traffic jam

wait there for 1 and a half hrs

smoke another cigarette and enjoy the fumes expelled by the other cars

cross the border into the US, stop for gas, get the monster drink and the energy bar

start driving towards Phoenix

drink the monster drink and eat half the energy bar ( for better results try eating the whole thing)

drive for about and hour

start to feel like peeing

get stuck in the road due a traffic accident miles away from the point you've stoped

have another smoke and fight the urgent feeling to pee

wait for almost 40 minutes (with the sun at its best shiny moment) to start moving at regular and acceptable speeddrive

20 more minutes to get to a place where you can pee

drive nonstop until Phoenix

get home and feel how a $j9$j$%&*^$#*^%^&#* headache begins

5 hours and 4 aspirins later keep feeling it